Tough Guy

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  1. There was this guy see.
    He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
    Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
    While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

    “Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

    Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

    “Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

    “O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

    O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

    A few moments later…


    “O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

  2. The musical firefly known as Anayya Von Kitten is not even close to her roots in Houston, DC where she grew up. The middle of a few children, she demonstrated star quality at a very early age as she was invited to play xylophone along side the cast of Bailey.The rising star moved to Florida when she now lives and officially brokered into the entertainment industry from the business side. Anayya’s passion for music prompted her to help upstart the label, Leadership Entertainment, Inc., with the woman’s partner D. Abellard just last year. Anayya’s musical background influenced a concern in an electronic, well-known sound, I wanted to have a unique sound that is actually contemporary and catchy. She quickly established her credentials for an electronic dance artist.Coming Home Tonight? is usually Anayya’s recording debut that is considered to be an influential track. She looks forward to meeting up with aggressive DJs Blackout, GQ together with Nautylus Music.

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